Rajnikant sms

Rajnikanth SMS

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one DAY, naasa scientists found something is flying in mars.
they become happy and shouts — ‘life on mars, life on mars’
later they found
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rajnikant was flying a kite on mars from earth…
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once James bond shoot a person and say I’m bond, James bond.

climax:~

but the person catches the bullet and throw at bond & bond dies
the person says

‘i m kanth, rajnikanth’
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ek baar rajnikath ne powder liya tha apne daat ko mazbuut karne keliye aaj woh powder ambuja cement ke naam se jaana jaata hein..

ek Khaufnak andheri raat me 12 baje ek bhoot doosre bhoot ko samja raha tha ghabra mat….
Ye sab tere dimag ka vahem h koi Rajnikant- vajnikantnai nahi hota….:)
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did the BRITISH leave INDIA in 1947…???
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Because they came to know that a baby named RAJNIKANTH was about to be born in 1949…;)
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Worldcup 2014 schedule

GROUP A
AUS,PAK,SL,NZ, ZIM, CANADA,KENYA

…GROUP B
IND,SA,ENG,WI,BAN,IRLAND,NETHERLAND.

GROUP C RAJNIKANTH….

Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc.
were added to the dictionary in the year 1949.
That was the year Rajinikanth was born.

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Wife:-I will die.



Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D

Why did Rajnikanth buy an acre of land with 4 wells in each corner?
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To play carrom!!
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Who was the 1st INDIAN to use 4G..
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Har bar Rajnikant nahi hota yaar.

Ans: It’s Anil Kapoor.!
aG, oG, lo G, suno G.

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When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters,
because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.

When I was in school,
someone stole my rough notes of english, And now they call it.
“OXFORD DICTIONARY” Crazy People..!
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By: Rajnikant..!

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What publicity Shahrukh managed
to get for Ra-One in 3 months,
Kolaveri got it in just 5 Day!
after all…

who is DHANUSH?

“RAJNIKANTH’S”

Son-in-law…
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Vishwaroopam screening at Rajnikant’s Home”
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Rajnikant doesn’t go to see a Movie. Movie comes to see Rajnikant…. :p :O 😀

Unbeatable love of Rajinikanth for his GF
Girlfriend: Mera koi picha karta rehta he
Rajinikanth: ok i’ll Cut it,
Girlfriend: Hey where is my shadow?
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Toofani anderi raat mein…
kabristan ke andere jungle mein..
ek bhoot dusre bhoot ko samjha raha tha..
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“gabra mat sab beham aur afwaah hai..
Koi rajnikant bajnikant nahi hota
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The statement “nobody can cheat death”
is a personal insult to Rajinikanth.
Rajni cheats and fools death everyday.

The day ROBOT was released,
Rajnikanth gave Times of India a rating of 4 stars
Some actors set benchmarks in cinema,
Rajnikanth sets deskmarks.

Thank God Kolavari Di was Sung by Rajnikant’s Son-in-LawIf Rajni himself would have
Sungit thenit would have been declared
as National Anthem!!..;-):-D
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TITANIC bahut zabardast film thi,
Par ek raaz jo sab ko nahi pata…
Wo ye hai ki..

Titanic ki puri shooting
Rajnikanth ke BATH TAB mein hui thi.
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Recently china airports were
closed due to heavy fog ……..
Later
it was discovered that
Rajanikanth was smoking in
India!

Rajnikanth does not need a visa 2 travel abroad,
he jumps from the
tallest building in chennai holds himself in d air while d earth
rotates.
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Rajnikanth bought a new road roller,
Do you know why..?
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To iron his clothes…

Rajnikanth bought 2 elephants,
2 camels and 2 horses from the zoo Why?
To Play chess!!!!!!

Rajnikanth Apni Beti Ki Shadi Me Khud DJ Bana.
Adhe Gante Bad Party Me Ek UFO Utra Or
Alien Nikal Kr Bola Plz Awaj Kam Kr Lijiye Mere Bete Ka Kl Exam H.

1 Var CID Officer Daya Darwajo Todava Gayo,
Pan Jindgi Ma Peli Var Tenathi Darwajo Na Tutyo,
Thodi Var Pachhi Andar Thi Awaj Aavyo…
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Aa RAJNIKANT Nu Ghar Chhe.

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1 day Rajinikant got angry on his sweeper boy, he kicked him so
hard that he went flying in the sky with is broom
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today that boy is famous as “HARRY POTTER”

1ce James Bond shoots a prsn & say
I m Bond, James Bond.
Climax-
Bt d prsn catches d bullet & throws at Bond, n’ Bond dies d prsn says-
I m Kant, Rajnikant.
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A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people.
It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and
that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Arjuna: I can aim and shoot the tip of a rat’s tail.

Rajinikanth: I can hit the rat’s tail tip’s cell’s mitochondria protein’s
amino acid’s base pair’s hydrogen bond in the ratio of 1.23:5.32!

Arjun: Aap toh serious ho gaye!!
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Bacha:” DAD aapko pata chale ki Me 1st Division
me paas hua to aap ko kesa Lage ga..???
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DAD:” Mai to khushi se Pagal ho Jaun ga..
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Bacha:” Basss,, isi Darr se Me Fail ho gya…
PA1

Basketball player to RAJNIKANT:
I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours… can u ???
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rajnikanth: yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? mind it..

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Breaking News….
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Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.
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And Voldemort himself is the 8th horcrux of Ranjinikanth…

Breaking News:

Aaje Ek Train Cycle Sathe Japet Ma Aavi Gai
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Train Ma Bethel Badha Loko Mari Gaya..
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Cycle Driver “RAJNIKANT” Farrar..!

Classic Insult
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AIEEE result declared:
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A boy messages his rank to his gf.
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She replied: naya number liya
hai kya 😛

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Dhoom 3
John,Hirtik nad Aamir on bike with speed of 200 km-hr
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Rajinikanth overtakes them with Bicycle and says
“Beta save fuel… Use cycle”

Doctor on phone-
Mere Bachhe ko current laga hai, mai kya karu?
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Doc- Pehle Aap Bhagwan ko shukriya karein ki apke yaha bijli aa rahi hai….

Ek Baar Rajnikanth Ne Ek Ladke Aur ladki Ko kiss Kiya,
Wo aajkal Emraan Hashmi aur Mallika Sherawat Ke Naam Se Jaane Jate hain.
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Ek Bar Rajnikant Ka 10 Rs Ka Note
3rd Floor Se Niche Gir Gaya.
Jab Wo Niche Aya To Wo Note Nahi Mila.
Kyou Kyonki Wo Note Girne Se Pehle
Rajinikant Niche Pahonch Chuka Tha.

Ek Makan Ma AAG Lagi
Public: Andar Koik 6, Ene jaldi bahar Kadho
Rajnikant Aag Ma Kudi andar Gyo
Andar jaine Joyu to Naresh Kanodia Havan karto hato.

Ek bar Rajnikant ne ek chote kamjor bachche ko blood donate kiya
pata hai aaj us bachche ko sabhi kis name se jante hai?

Anyone guess

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The Great Khali.
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Facebook founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury..
How ??
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Coz Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook.

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