Do the entire exam in another language. If you don’t know one, make one up!
AEROPLANE- WRITE BROTHERS
SAALE KO DUNDHO RE PAKAD KE MARENGE.
Dear god sabko exam me pass karna.fwd this msg to 10 people u will definitely pass and will get more than 70% marks yakin na ho to ignor krke dekh lena.
To my studious friend-
exams may come and go,
marks may come and go,
but once u become mad u will be mad forever,
so dont study much.
The probability of a topic
coming in exam increases exponentially,
if 1 decides 2 leave the topic completely..
tak sab kuch acha ho hi jata hai-happys endings or agar aisa ny hua to…
supplementary abhi baaki hai mere dost…
According to newton?s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
external or internal exam moves it!
I thought i m in love,
My nites going sleeples
My days going useles
So i askd GOD
Is dis LOVE?
Sylabus zyada hai or tujhe kuch nhi ata hai
‘Twas the night before exams and all through the dorm
Everyone was studying (and not looking at p0rn)
Their clothes for the next day draped over their chairs
Not necesarily clean (but who the f**k cares?)
Those ill-prepared were giving up the fight
Due to the fact it was starting to get light
The 11th hour slowly drew near…
“Let’s get it over with so we can all go get beer!!!”
Thought Of The Day: If You Feel Like Doing Some Studies,
Sit Down And Wait Until That Feeling Goes Away!
4 Years Of Study.
50 Gb Syllabus
50 Mb We Study
50 Kb We Remember
50 Bytes We Answer
Binary Marks Get
This Is Known As BRAIN EMPTY [B.E] ? (=
bring a chit on ur xam day scratch & show it 2 ur teacher & win free trip 2 pincipal’s office & njoy 3 yrs vacation at home
Agar tum kisi paper me paas hona chahte ho. To sari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karne me lag jati hai. Ye exam bhi apne hindi filmo ki tarah hote hai…
Din me chain nahi,raat ko neend nahi
jee nahi lagta hai kahin
Ae Khuda kya ye pyaar hai???
?Nahi beta sabhi exams walo ka yehi haal hai?
What is the true meaning of ?Study???
U. Unlimited sms
Y. Yaani mast life
SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz.
It’s that time of year again…
the word we all dread…
koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)
My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, “is this love?”. GOD replied, “no dear, result is near”.
Maths teacher asked Ali:If you have 12chocolates and you give 5 to SARAH,3 to Aysha and 4 to Farah what will you get?
Ali replied:3 NEW GIRL FRENDZ
Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20?
Same rules should be applied in Examz!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play ? No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders ? To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out ? Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over ? Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question. 🙂
Teacher asked (Students) Exams are nearing ,If u have any doubt you can ask me.
Students In which printing press the question paper are printed?
It takes 15 trees 2
produce da amount
of paper that we
use 2 write 1 exam.
join us in promoting da noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO 2 EXAMS
I found d perfect example for Newton’s3rd law
Every time I open my buk My eyes close automatically. NEWTON IS Great
eXamz are dere,
at da paper tu stare;
da ans iz now here,
wiich makes yu pull yr hair.
da misss makes yu glare,
da grades are nt fair,
buh jus lik da past 20 yrs,
V DUN CARE !!
I’m making a million flashcards
In this time of despair,
I can’t really concentrate
In this fun swivel chair.
I hate how they say
This is Important to know.
When all we’re learning
Is how plants grow.
You have no idea
How annoyed I am
Changing my plans
For this dumb final exam.
Can you please just
LEAVE ME ALONE AND GO AWAY!
YOU DAMN FINALS
YOU’RE RUINING MY DAY!
A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam
To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.
eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega?
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega?
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo?
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??
A Gud Frnd Is 1 Who Tells U 2 Study Well
But A Best Frnd Is 1 Who Stands Outside D Exam Room N Shouts
Abay Kuch Aa Raha Hai Ya Or Phare Pehkun.
Baap: Etnay kum marks..??
3 thappar lagnay chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han abu!
maine to usss kameenay sir
ka gher bhee daykh liyaa hai!!
Wisdom is knowing what to do next… Skill is knowing how to do it… and sucess is DOING IT ! DO THE BEST IN THE TEST…let ur path smooth & easy Examination may be more & more easy.. let ur sucess come to true, that my best wishes to you!
NEW Xam Pattern::
General Students ::Ans All The Ques..
OBC :: Ans Any Ques?.
SC :: Just Read All Ques
ST :: Thanx For Cuming To Exams?
Go to school high
Get high scores
Studying and getting high for my finals.
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!
Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.
I’m not going to cheat on the test tommorow, i’m simply going to study during it.
WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?
Guzray Hoay Exam Ko Yaad
Answr Sheet Mein Jo Likha Hai
Uski Fariyad Na Karna,
Jo Hoga Wo To Hoga,
Uski Fikar Mein Apnay
Book khulti hai,exam ka sama hota hai,
Aise mausam me hi to dimag tabah hota hai.
Book ki bate dimag tak nahi aatiye,
fasana to marksheet se bayan hota hai
How 2 spnd 3hrs in xam hall?
(2pm to 5pm)
2:00- 2:10 writ d reg no&sub cod
2:10-2:40 read crfuly d instrctn given
2:40-3:40 read d questn paper twice
3:40-4:15 see if you understand any question
4:15-4:20 ask 4 water & drnk
4:20-4:50 check whether u?ve filled al d details carfuly
#Last 10 mnts relax..